Johnny Was Playing Outside. –
One day little Johnny was playing outside. As he was feeling particularly reckless, Johnny kicked a beehive. The honeybees…
Noah Called A Meeting With All The Animals. –
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. “Listen up,” Noah said with…
An Old Geezer, Who Had Been A Retired. –
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to…
A Lady Is Working At An Old People’s Home. –
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s…
A Wife Was In Bed. –
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where…
Johnny Came Into The Kitchen. –
Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he…
God Received A Delegation Of Animals Complaining. –
God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and…
A Farmer Owns 25 Young Hens And One Old Cock. –
A farmer owns 25 young hens and one old cock, he feels that the old cock can no longer…
An Old Blind Man Walks Into A Pub. –
An 80-year-old blind man walks into a pub and sits at the bar. He orders a pint and tells…
The Girl Walks To The Department Store. –
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material…