A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a magic lamp.
Rabbit rubs the lamp and out pops a genie.
You know the drill,” he says.
You both get three wishes. What’s it gonna be?”
I wish all the other bears in the entire forest were lady bears.” And poof, it’s done.
I wish for a helmet.”
And one appears in his paws.
I wish all the other bears on this continent were lady bears.” And so it’s done.
I wish for an electric scooter.”
And the genie makes it appear.
Then the genie says:
All right, time for your last wish. What does your heart really desire?”
I wish all the other bears in the whole world were lady bears.”
And then Rabbit straps on his helmet gets on his scooter, powers it up and says:
I wish Bear was gay.”