A man walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
He said: ‘Shingles.’
So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked him what he had.
He said, ‘Shingles’ So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, ‘Shingles…’
So the nurse gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found him sitting patiently in the nude and asked him what he had.
He said, ‘Shingles.’
The doctor asked, ‘Where?’
‘Outside on the damn truck. Where do you want me to unload ‘em?