There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time,
So they decided to dress up and go out:
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.
When she walked out of the room her husband yelled.
“You can’t go out like that.”
“I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!”
The man agreed and went into his room.
Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.
The woman said.
“You’re going out like that?”
“Yes.” Said the old man.
“If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a d!cktator.”