A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his life. “Well…” the man drawled, “not bad at
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date, the young lady decided she’d been stood up. Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “What’s wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he sobbed. “In
Paddy was inconsolable when his dog went missing. His wife says, “Why not put an advert into the paper?” He does this, but still hasn’t received a reply
A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. “Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do
A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workmen.
At a jewellery store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweller.
Paddy an elderly man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven
