A 60-year-Old Man Is Getting His Annual Physical:

A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical:

– Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?

– That depends,” says the doctor. Do you smoke?

– No

– Do you drink?

– No

– Do you have fun with Girls?

– Of course not

– Well, then, why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?