A 7-Year-Old Is Sitting On A Park Bench.

A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.

The man sitting next to him looks over and says,

“Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

The boy looks over and responds,

“My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five”.

The man replies,

“And he ate that much chocolate?”

“No” says the boy,

“he minded his own bloody business.”