A Bear And A Rabbit Are Walking Through The Woods. –

A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a magic lamp.

Rabbit rubs the lamp and out pops a genie.

You know the drill,” he says.

You both get three wishes. What’s it gonna be?”

Bear says:

I wish all the other bears in the entire forest were lady bears.” And poof, it’s done.

Rabbit says:

I wish for a helmet.”

And one appears in his paws.

Bear says:

I wish all the other bears on this continent were lady bears.” And so it’s done.

Rabbit says:

I wish for an electric scooter.”

And the genie makes it appear.

Then the genie says:

All right, time for your last wish. What does your heart really desire?”

Bear says:

I wish all the other bears in the whole world were lady bears.”

And then Rabbit straps on his helmet gets on his scooter, powers it up and says:

I wish Bear was gay.”