A Businessman Is Driving Down An Old Country Road.

A businessman is driving down an old country road and he sees a farmer in his orchard feeding his pigs.

The farmer is taking one pig at a time, holding it up, letting it eat an apple out of the tree, and then setting it down before picking up another pig and letting it eat an apple.

The businessman pulls over, walks up to the farmer and he says,

“Wouldn’t it save time to just knock all the apples on the ground and let the pigs eat them all at once?”

And the farmer, confused, looks at him and says,

“What’s time to a pig?”