A Close Call In The Field.

A man asks a farmer near a field,

“Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it?

“You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says,

“Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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