A Company Had A Vacancy For A Job. –


A company had a vacancy for a job so they put a sign outside of their office saying ‘

Job Vacancy- apply within. Applicants must:

1.) be able to type at least 80 words per minute.

2.)must be good at computers.

3.)must be bilingual

After weeks of having no applicants, a dog walked into the office and much to the manager’s perplexity pointed to the sign.

The manager said

“ I like your interest but as much as I need someone to take this position, I’m afraid you’re just not qualified enough for the job. You need to be able to type at least eighty words per minute and I don’t see how that’s possible with your chubby paws”.

The dog, without a word, hopped onto a stool near the typewriter and miraculously typed just over a hundred words within the minute.

The manager was both surprised and confused but he proceeded to say

“ I’m sorry, I still can’t give you the job because you need to be good at computers”

At this, the dog grabbed a keyboard and proceeded to hack into and shut down every security camera in the building.

The manager was dumbfounded but managed to say:

” I’m sorry, but the final requirement is that you have to be bilingual.”

The dog looked at him in the eye for a good minute and confidently said

“Meow!”

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