A Construction Worker On The 5th Floor. –

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.

So he spots another worker (Who is an elderly man) on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him.

So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning

“I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

The elderly man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts [email protected]

The worker on the 5th floor gets so p!ssed off he runs down to the ground floor and says,

“What the f*ck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”.

The elderly guy says,

“I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!”