A Couple Found An Old Straggly Cat At Door. –

One hot July day a couple found an old straggly cat at door.

The cat was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down.

The Couple felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

She had no name so the couple named her Pus$ycat.

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when they could come and get her.

The husband, [the complainer] said,

“OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks.”

The husband and vet don’t like each other.

He calls the husband El-cheap-O and husband calls him El-Take-0.

They love to hate each other.

The next day husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet.

The doctor’s office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen the husband arrive.

He looked straight at the husband,

“Your wife’s pus$y is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God knows who the father is!”

And he closed the door.