A Couple Was Having A Huge Argument. –

A Couple Was Having A Huge Argument On Who is Most Afraid To Be Home Alone.

They Went On Until They Decided To Ask Their 5-Year-Old Son To Tell Them Who Is More Afraid Mom Or Daddy?

MOM: “Son, who Is more scared to be home alone Me Or Dad?”

SON: “Daddy is more scared”

MOM: “Why son?”

SON: “Because when you working night shifts, Dad ask the lady from next door to come and sleep with him on the bed”

MOM shocked: “And what do they do?”

SON: ” They play the same game you always play with our gardener on the bed during the day when daddy is away”

They Are Getting Divorced This Weekend.

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