A Dad Asked A Question To A Johnny.

Dad: Who do you like more, Mum or Dad?

Little Johnny: BOTH

Dad: Ok if i go to America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go.

Little Johnny: Paris…

Dad: That means you like your mum more?

Little Johnny: No, that means i like Paris

Dad: Ok if i go to Paris and your mum goes to America ,where will you go?

Little Johnny: America!

Dad: (Angry) Why! ?

Little Johnny: Well, coz l’ve been to Paris before!

Dad: (Angry) when did you go to Paris??

Little Johnny: In the first question you asked.