A Dog Walks Into A Pub.

A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.

He says to the barman,

‘Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please’.

The barman says,

‘Wow, that’s amazing! You should join the circus!’

The dog replies,

‘Why? Do they need electricians?’

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