A Freshly Married Couple Is Lying Together.
A freshly married couple is lying together after some romantic time.
She snuggles up to him and asks sweetly,
“What are you thinking about, love?”
He stares at the ceiling and says,
“Just that my navel… used to be my mouth.”
She sits up, confused,
“Wait, what?”
He shrugs,
“I don’t know. I was just thinking about it.”
She pauses for a second, then says,
“Well, now I’m thinking about it too!”
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