A Government Man Approaches A Pig Farmer

A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.

The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around.”

The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, this is animal cruelty! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”

The next day, another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.

The farmer replies: “Oh the pigs? Only the best products, sir! Caviar, artisanal cheeses, and hand-picked salads!”

The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, the food is way too rich for them, they’ll get sick! I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”

On the third day, another man approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs.

The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I’ll give them 20 bucks each and let them shop themselves.”
LOL…