A Guy Walks Up To A Caretaker In A Dog Shelter.

A guy walks up to a caretaker in a dog shelter:

“I’d like to adopt a dog. Do you have one that’s loyal?”

The caretaker nods,

“You should take Danny over there.”

The man is pleased,

“Excellent. And you’re sure he’s loyal?”

“Ah, you won’t find a dog more loyal than that. I placed him 5 times these past few months and he’s always come back!”