A Horse Walks Into A Bar.

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender starts to say,

“Why the long face” when the horse interrupts him.

“I’ve heard that joke a million times! Everywhere I go, it’s always ‘Why the long face? Haha!’”

The bartender, feeling a bit awkward, replies,

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. How’s everything else going?”

The horse smiles and says,

“Stable.”