A hunter was out with his dog Old Faithful when he sees a duck and shoots it down.
Old Faithful runs and brings his back the duck.
As the hunter reaches for the duck a forest ranger comes by snatches the duck out of Old Faithfuls mouth puts his finger in its a$s pulls it out smells his finger and says
“This here is a Wisconsin duck, do you have a license to shoot Wisconsin ducks?”
The hunter reaches into his wallet and pulls out a license for a Wisconsin duck.
The officer says “thank you, sir, have a great day and leaves.”
The hunter then proceeds with Old Faithful when he sees another duck, takes as I’m and shoots it down.
Old Faithful runs grab the duck and come back.
The hunters about to grab the duck when the same forest ranger comes back, grabs the duck out of the dog’s mouth take his finger puts it up the ducks a$s, pulls it out smells his finger and says
“This is an Ohio duck, have you got a license to shoot Ohio ducks, sir?”
The hunter reaches into his wallet and pulls out a license for an Ohio duck.
The officer looks at him and says, “I’m sorry sir, just doing my job, have a nice day,” and leaves.
Well, this kept happening over and over.
Every time the hunter shot a duck and Old Faithful would bring it back, the Same forest ranger would be there to question the hunter if he had a license for all the different ducks he shot, and in his bewilderment seeing the hunter having all these different licenses for each duck.
Well on the last duck the hunter shot and Old Faithful bringing it back, the Same forest ranger comes and triumphantly snatches the duck out of the dogs mouth, takes his finger puts it up the ducks a$s, smells it and says
“This here is a Canadian duck, have you got a license to shoot Canadian duck?”
Exasperated, the hunter reaches into his wallet and pulls out a license for a Canadian duck.
The forest ranger looks at the hunter and says,
“you know sir, you’ve had a license for every duck you shot, tell me, where are You from?”
The hunter turns around, drops his pants, bends over and says,
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