A Johnny Walks Into A City Bus. –

A little Johnny walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling,

” If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,

” If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”

The Little Johnny goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid,

” What if your dad was gay and your mom was a post!tute?!”

The Littel Johnny smiles and says,

”I would be a bus driver!”