A Lady Walked Into A Pet Shop. –

A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot.

The owner: “We have 2 kinds, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself”

“I think I’ll like the one that thinks for itself”, replied the lady.

The owner brought out her choice & told her to quiz the parrot.

Lady: how do I look?

Parrot: like a post!tute

Lady: I won’t buy it, this parrot is rude!

The owner: pls lady just give me a moment…..(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot, “if u r rude to that lady one more time I will drown u in this bucket”…. when the man came back to d counter he told the lady “

Now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure u that he will be polite.

CONVERSATION

LADY: if I come home at @night with a man, what will u call this man?

PARROT: Your husband!

LADY: Good, what if I come home with two men?

PARROT: Your husband & your inlaw.

LADY: Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3 men?

PARROT: Your husband, your inlaw & your brother!

LADY: Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4 men?

PARROT: (looked back at the owner & said)…. pls go and drown me, I said it earlier that this woman is a post!tute!!!