A Lizard Is Walking Through The Forest.

A lizard is walking through the forest when he sees a rabbit knocked down.

He askes what happened.

The rabbit says

“It was the deer. He’s gone crazy and now he’s hitting everyone with a bat, but I gotta say-he is very polite.”

The lizard continues down the forest when he sees a bear also knocked down.

He asks

“What happened?” The bear responds

“It was a deer. He has gone nuts! He hit me with a bat! But I can’t not say, he is one very polite deer.”

The lizard rushes to home, locks the door and goes to his room. He relaxes when from behind he hears…

“*good evening*”