A Man And A Mouse Get Drunk.
A man and a mouse get drunk in a bar…
Finally, the barman tells them that the bar is closing, so they go out and sing a song together in the street.
Then, an incredibly buff man comes out of his balcony and yells:
“Hey! Will you two shut it or do I have to come down there to do it myself? I’m trying to sleep!”
The drunk man says:
“*Hic* What you say? Come here! I’ll *Hic* show you what I’m made of! *Hic*”
“Oh, so that’s how you want it huh? Wait for a second, I’m coming down to smash your skull in!”
Then, the mouse responds with:
“Yeah, and don’t forget to bring your cat too!”
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