A Man And A Woman Were Having A Quiet, Romantic Dinner.

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fancy restaurant.

They were holding hands, gazing lovingly at each other.

While taking another order at a nearby table, the waitress noticed something odd—the woman was slowly sliding down her chair and disappearing under the table.

But the man didn’t seem to notice and kept staring straight ahead.

The waitress, concerned that other diners might take offense, walked over to the man and said,

“Excuse me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.”

The man looked up calmly and replied,

“No, she didn’t. She just walked in.”