A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Bar.

A man and his dog walk into a bar.

The man proclaims,

“I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.”

Bartender: “Yeah! Sure … go ahead.”

Man: “What covers a house?”

Dog: “Roof!”

Man: “How does sandpaper feel?”

Dog: “Rough!”

Man: “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”

Dog: “Ruth!”

Man: “Pay up. I told you he could talk.”

The bartender, annoyed at this point, throws both of them out the door.

Sitting on the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy and says

, “or is the greatest player Mantle?”