A Man Buys A Parrot.
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him.
He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works.
Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer.
After a few minutes the insults stop.
The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out.
The parrot is shivering.
It stammers,
“S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.”
Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks,
“W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
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