A Man Called Home To His Wife. –

A man called home to his wife and said,

“Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. And please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asks.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught much fish.

He said,

“Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas as I asked you to Do?”

The wife replied,

“I did. They’re in your fishing box…