A Man Enters A Little Country Store.

A man enters a little country store and sees a sign reading,

‘Danger! Beware of Dog’.

He then sees an old hound dog lying asleep on the floor.

‘Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?’ says the man to the shopkeeper.

‘Yep,’ replies the shopkeeper.

‘Before I posted that sign, everyone kept tripping over him.’

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