A Man Moved Into A Retirement Home.

A man moved into a retirement home…

An elderly man decided it was time to move on.

He packed his stuff and moved into a retirement home.

On his first day there, as he was unpacking his stuff into his room, he could help but notice that the woman in the room across the hall was staring at him.

He thought it was odd but decided not to let it bother him.

Later that night, he went to the cafeteria to get dinner.

He sat down at his table and, lo and behold, the woman from the hallway was sitting at the table next to him! There was no food on her table.

She just sat there staring at him with fixed eyes.

The man grew increasingly annoyed but didn’t say anything.

After a scrumptious meal, he went to the lunge to play nightly bingo.

He was enjoying the game until he noticed the woman again, staring at him.

He had enough.

He went up to her and said,

“Ma’am, I couldn’t help noticing that you have been staring at me ever since I arrived. Could you please stop, it is a bit bothersome?”

She replied,

“I am sorry, it is just that you look so much like my third husband!”

The man felt bad.

“I’m sorry. If you don’t mind me asking, how many husbands have you had?”

“Two.” Was the woman’s reply.