A Man Walks Into A Bank.

A man walks into a bank, gets in line, and when it’s his turn, he loudly declares,

“This is a robbery!”

To make sure he doesn’t leave any witnesses, he turns around and asks the next customer in line,

“Did you see me rob this bank?”

The customer, a bit nervous, replies,

“Yes!”

The robber raises an eyebrow and moves to the next person in line, asking the same question:

“Did you see me rob this bank?”

The second man calmly responds,

“Nope! But my wife sure did!”