A Man Walks Into His House.

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.

He walks up to his wife with it and says,

“This is the pig I’ve been fking’.”

His wife says,

“That’s a duck.”

He quickly replies,

“I wasn’t talking to you.”

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