A Man Won The Lottery So He Rushed Home To His Wife. –

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife,

“Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!”

Martha replies,

“Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?”

The man responds,

“I don’t care.”

“Just so long as you’re out of my house by noon!”

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