A Man’s Wife Doesn’t Come Home.

A man’s wife doesn’t come home one night.

The next morning, she tells her husband,

“I slept over at a friend’s house.”

Suspicious, the husband calls all of her friends to ask if she stayed the night.

But none of them say she was there.

A few nights later, the husband doesn’t come home.

The next morning, he tells his wife,

“I stayed over at a friend’s place.”

Not trusting him, she calls all of his friends.

To her surprise, eight of them say he spent the night at their place — and two of them say he’s still there!