A Mischievous Farmer, Known For His Wild Sense Of Humor.

A mischievous farmer, known for his wild sense of humor, decided to play a prank on the animals in his barn.

Feeling particularly bored one day,

he led a female donkey and a male donkey to the center of the barn and gathered the other animals around.

He began a mock ceremony, saying,

“Do you promise to stay beside each other, eat hay together, and graze forth until death do you part?”

After pinching them both until they hee-hawed in agreement, the farmer declared,

“I now pronounce you donkey and wife!”

With a grin, he looked at the male donkey and said,

“You may now kick the bride!”