A Motorist Asked This Old Driver If He Was Drunk.
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree, and finally shuddered to a stop.
A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
“Good lord, mister,” he gasped,
“Are you drunk?”
Of course,” said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit.
“What the hell do you think I am…
A STUNT DRIVER?”
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