A Passenger Brings His Pet Hawk Onto The Plane.

A passenger brings his pet hawk onto the plane.

The flight attendant stops him and says he can’t bring that on this flight.

The passenger informs the flight attendant he has a permit, a ticket, and permission from the airline to bring the bird.

The flight attendant says

“No, not the bird, I mean that bag with two dead mice.”

Passengers say that’s for the bird, he gets hungry.

Flight attendant retorts

“Sorry, but the airline only allows one carrion per passenger.”

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