A Passenger Brings His Pet Hawk Onto The Plane.
A passenger brings his pet hawk onto the plane.
The flight attendant stops him and says he can’t bring that on this flight.
The passenger informs the flight attendant he has a permit, a ticket, and permission from the airline to bring the bird.
The flight attendant says
“No, not the bird, I mean that bag with two dead mice.”
Passengers say that’s for the bird, he gets hungry.
Flight attendant retorts
“Sorry, but the airline only allows one carrion per passenger.”
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