A Perfect Man And A Perfect Woman Met.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After courting, they got married. Their union was, of course, perfect.
One Christmas Eve, the perfect couple was driving down a snowy road in their perfect car when they saw someone in need.
Being perfect, they stopped to help.
The person in distress was none other than Santa Claus, with his sack full of presents! Not wanting to disappoint children on Christmas, they invited Santa into their perfect car to help deliver the gifts.
Unfortunately, due to bad weather, the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived. Who was it?
The perfect woman survived. Why? Because everyone knows that Santa Claus and the perfect man don’t exist!
Women, you can stop reading here.
Men, keep going.
So, if the perfect man doesn’t exist, that means the perfect woman was driving… which explains the accident!
Oh, and if you’re a woman still reading this, let’s face it—sometimes curiosity gets the best of us!
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