A Pig And A Chicken Were Walking By A Church.

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place.

Getting caught up in the spirit,

The pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

“Great idea!” the chicken cried.

“Let’s offer them ham and eggs?”

“Not so fast,” said the pig testily.

“For you, that’s a contribution. For me, it’s a total commitment.”