A Pig Walks Into A Bar And Orders Ten Beers.

A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers.

As soon as the pig is finished drinking the beers,

he pays the bartender and starts to leave the bar.

“Wait!” says the bartender.

“You drank so much beer. Wouldn’t it be wise to use the bathroom before leaving?”

“Not for me,” says the pig.

“I’m the type of pig that goes wee wee wee all the way home.”