A Poodle And A Collie Are Walking Down The Street.

A poodle and a collie are walking down the street when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.

“My life is a mess,” he says.

“My owner is mean, my girlfriend’s having an affair with a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie.

“I can’t,” says the poodle.

“I’m not allowed on the couch.”

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