A Rabbit, A Fox And A Bear Were About To Be Drafted.

A rabbit, a fox and a bear were about to be drafted into the forest military.

First, the recruiters came to Mr Rabbit’s home.

– Knock-knock

– Who is it?

– We’re the recruiters, we want to draft you to the army.

Mr Rabbit thought fast and he cut off his thumb. Then he opened the door.

– Mr Rabbit, we need you to join the army.

– I can’t, I don’t have a thumb.

The main recruiter turned to his assistant and said:

– Write down: Mr Rabbit has no thumb.

After that, the recruiters went to Mr Fox’s home.

– Knock-knock

– Who is it?

– We’re the recruiters, we want to draft you to the army.

Mr Fox panicked a bit and then he cut off his tail. He opened the door for the recruiters.

– Mr Fox, we need you to join the army.

– I can’t, I don’t have a tail.

The main recruiter then turned to his assistant and said:

– Write down: Mr Fox has no tail.

After that, the recruiters went to Mr Bear’s home.

– Knock-knock

– Who is it?

– We’re the recruiters, we want to draft you to the army.

Mr Bear panicked and he cut off his penis. He opened the door for the recruiters.

– Mr Bear, we need you to j… Oh, sorry!

The main recruiter then turned to his assistant and said:

– Write down: Mr Bear has flat feet.