A Robber Enters An Old Couple’s Home.

A robber enters an old couple’s home in the middle of the night…

As he is grabbing things,

the couple wakes up and confronts him.

The robber says he would have left quietly but now he is gonna have to kill them.

“But before I do that,” says the robber,

“I want to know your names. What’s your name, woman?”

“Linda,” the wife replies meekly.

“Well, that’s my mother’s name. I can’t kill you.”

Then he turns to the husband and says,

“And what’s your name?”

“My name is Frank, sir, but everybody in town calls me Linda.”