A Second Grader Came Home From School. –

A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother,

“Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.”

The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.

“That’s interesting,”

she said.

“How do you make babies?”

“It’s simple,” replied the girl.

“You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add ‘es’.”