A Senior Citizen Visits His Doctor.

A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine.

The doctor asks him about his life.

“Well…” the man drawled,

“not bad at all to be honest.

The wife ain’t all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around.

In the past week, I was able to with 3 girls, none of whom were over thirty years old.”

“My goodness Frank, and at your age too.” the doctor said.

“I hope you took at least some precautions.”

“Yep. I may be old, but I ain’t senile yet doc. I gave ’em all a phony name.”