A Snail Went To The Police Station.
A snail went to the police station
A snail went to the police station to report that he had been mugged
When he got to the front desk he said
“ excuse me officer but 2 tortoises have mugged me “”
The officer said
“ Can you describe the incident “
The snail said
“ no officer sorry, it happened so fast””
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