A Snail Went To The Police Station.

A snail went to the police station

A snail went to the police station to report that he had been mugged

When he got to the front desk he said

“ excuse me officer but 2 tortoises have mugged me “”

The officer said

“ Can you describe the incident “

The snail said

“ no officer sorry, it happened so fast””

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