A stunning lady walked into a bar and sits at an empty table.

A young man sees her and eagerly approaches, offering her a drink.

Annoyed, she says “A drink? Yeah right, as if… And very original, like I’ve never been offered a drink before. Not even a pick-up line? Do you think you see a woman and you have the right to walk up and bother her? Why would I let someone like you get me a drink?

“Well, because…” He said… “I’m your waiter.”