A Teacher Reminded Final Exam. –

A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s final exam:

“Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”

A smart-a*sed student little Johnny at the back of the room raised his hand and asked.

“What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter s*xual exhaustion?”

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said…….

“Well, I suppose you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”