A Texan Farmer Goes To Australia For A Vacation.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.

There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says:

“Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.

The Texan immediately says:

“We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asks: “And what are those?”

The Aussie, fed up with the bragging, asks with an incredulous look:

“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”

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